🐶 Celebrate Pets on Third & Get Your Dog Drawn in a Book by New Yorker Cartoonists

Meet Scott Dooley & Jason Chatfield

Yes—your dog. In a book. Drawn by The New Yorker cartoonists.

A very special author event with Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield, the award-winning comedian/cartoonist duo behind You’re Not a Real Dog Owner Until…. Attendees can pre-order a copy of the book and receive a hand-signed edition personalized with a custom sketch of their dog—a one-of-a-kind keepsake for any dog lover.

Simply pre-order your book and send a photo of your dog to [email protected]. Books will also be available for purchase at the event, but quantities cannot be guaranteed without pre-ordering.
Purchase Tickets Here.

📘 About the Book: You’re Not a Real Dog Owner Until…

The definitive reflection of what it truly means to be a dog owner—from dog park politics and Zoom-call interruptions to inevitable messes and all the love in between.

Written and illustrated by two of The New Yorker’s most beloved contributors, this laugh-out-loud collection pairs New Yorker–style cartoons with painfully relatable truths, including:

• You’ve had to erase the word “walk” from your vocabulary as if it holds dark magical powers
• You have dog park friends you only know by their dog’s name
• You’ve mediated a cease-fire between your dog and the Roomba
• Your dog has loudly “protected” you from countless potential intruders
• Your dog eats a healthier, more balanced diet than you do
• You have a voice you only use with your dog—and another voice for your dog

🐕 Book Options & Pricing
Dog Owner Book (Hand-Signed with Custom Dog Sketch)
$59.99 Options:

• Signed Only — $39.99
• Signed + 1 Dog Sketch — +$20
• Signed + 2 Dog Sketches — +$30
• Signed + 3 Dog Sketches — +$40

📌 Books will be available for purchase at the event, but quantities are limited and cannot be guaranteed without pre-ordering.